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Tuesday October 18th, 2011 – 9:23pm ET

I don’t get  it.

I get to my hotel at about 5:30pm last night. I check in. Everything is fine and dandy but there’s a bike store next to the hotel. Not a problem as such, except that someone thought it would be a good idea to tear around the property and rev their bike a lot.

It happened three times during the evening.

So I figure, either there’s not a lot to do here or they’re blind to the big ol’ hotel next door or they just don’t care.

Call me naive, call me stupid, but what happened to common decency?

It was kinda annoying. I was engaged in my favorite hotel hobby of trying to find something decent on TV without the use of the TV Guide channel and it was very distracting.

I went downstairs to the gym. That was fine, except the treadmill didn’t work. Or at least, not in any way that I could figure out. Too embarrassed to go ask for help, I pedalled for twenty minutes and burnt 300 calories instead. I would have gone for the full half hour but the lights went out after fifteen, due to inactivity, and somehow pedalling alone in the dark was just too depressing. Even for me.

I went back upstairs again. The bikers were still outside. I turned the air up to drown out the noise but it only worked to a certain extent. Finally they got bored and went away.

With the room several degrees colder than was comfortable, I seized the opportunity and went to bed, pulling the sheets up close to fend off the frostbite.

Tonight it’s been raining, and alas, the parking lot is slick outside. My heart bleeds but at least my room is warmer tonight.

The BEST holidays

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